LauraEMcAsh

THE EXPLANATORY FIC (CHARACTERS do something interesting. CAMERA fades to black in the middle of it.) CAMERA: Well, I'm done here. AUTHOR: Like hell you are. THE BACKSTORY FIC CHARACTER: Alas, I do not have much of a backstory. AUTHOR: Now you do! CHARACTER: ... hooray? THE BACKSTORY FIC, PART 2 EXTREMELY MINOR CHARACTER: I have no backstory, no personality, and perhaps three lines of dialogue. AUTHOR: Well, we can't have that. THE MARY SUE CHARACTER: I'm OOC. MARY SUE: I'm stereotypical. (Awkward moment.) CHARACTER: I love you. MARY SUE: I love you too, snookie-ookie-wookums. THE SELF-INSERT CHARACTER: Something is wrong.

THE EXPLANATORY FIC (CHARACTERS do something interesting. CAMERA fades to black in the middle of it.) CAMERA: Well, I'm done here. AUTHOR: Like hell you are. THE BACKSTORY FIC CHARACTER: Alas, I do not have much of a backstory. AUTHOR: Now you do! CHARACTER: ... hooray? THE BACKSTORY FIC, PART 2 EXTREMELY MINOR CHARACTER: I have no backstory, no personality, and perhaps three lines of dialogue. AUTHOR: Well, we can't have that. THE MARY SUE CHARACTER: I'm OOC. MARY SUE: I'm stereotypical. (Awkward moment.) CHARACTER: I love you. MARY SUE: I love you too, snookie-ookie-wookums. THE SELF-INSERT CHARACTER: Something is wrong.